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cocaine pls im payin $5k
Banned like the bitch you are
But if you please to do the office of a true loyal mistress and friend, and to give up yourself body and heart to me, who will be, and have been, your most loyal servant, (if your rigour does not forbid me)
I promise you that not only the name shall be given you, but also that I will take you for my only mistress, casting off all others besides you out of my thoughts and affections, and serve you only.
I beseech you to give an entire answer to this my rude letter, that I may know on what and how far I may depend. And if it does not please you to answer me in writing, appoint some place where I may have it by word of mouth, and I will go thither with all my heart. No more, for fear of tiring you...
whats up with you nigs writing paragraphs on my wall LOMAOAOA
Why don't you have a girlfriend,Vlad? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. I forgot, for a moment.
are u okay bro?
"niga took his time to write a well developed essay, nigga has intro, body and conclusion and did not forget to restate his thesis at the end" - My girl
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Dude you only follow me :$
you are the cutest of all
Oh boy breaks my heart
wtf follow back or i unfollow
ily dude im proud of u
dude ily lets have kids together
ur a 30 year old male get off my shit
i remember when we were friends and u gave me nfc
stop spreading aids
1 like 1 pp touch
im bouta destroy you piece of shit
u are so cute
.l. lick this
i want to fucking kill myself
wow vlad I never knew you were so talented !
Dear m'lady, my princess, my queen B. Hello, from your locker, lmao, anyway time to fess up. The past week has been Amazing, literally beyond amazing with yoo. Even though im a handful of cringe. We both come from different worlds & we have so much in common. Today I woke up & the first thing I've thought about was well... you!<3 I love you. I really do, & do not think differently. You are one of the reasons I am glad I live in Planet Earth. & I really dont like Plant Earth, but ya kno thats life. If I was offered to live anywhere (montana duh) over that, where would you be, 2000 miles across the country, away from you, so I would 100% deny the firsts offer b/c like you cus. Awesome & sweet & hawt, RAWR they would say. But if you've read this whole letter, damn girl, and to end it off, theirs four words for you. I LOVE YOU GM I love you more than this, I cant even express it
ima bouta block u
Who were u :c
i was the first commenting here but i don't remember u
yer gonna tell me your name before? xD
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BOI you ain't shit
hello beautiful black man
Did the "midget" ride your cock like a champion? 67.media.tumblr.com/4e99b23fa9…07bcdznQ1sqmzzto5_500.jpg
what the fuck
Send a dick pic please xoxo
ye sure babe add me on skype 100% free
lmao my nigga
1-0 Dogged. Lmfae'd
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